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October 24th, 2007

The Kind o' Muppet I Am.

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Coincidentally, one of my Scott "nicknames," is Scooter. Go figure skate.

Your Score: Scooter!

You scored 57 Mood and 57 Energy!

You are cheery, energetic and achievement oriented. You are a hard worker and you are proud of your accomplishments.

Link: The Muppet Personality Test

October 12th, 2007

Learn Spanish Goal 200708

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Learn Spanishlikecrazy

September 17th, 2007

National Fuck Off Day?

A Russian governor told employers to give workers a day off to have sex. Explanation: "We need more people." Russia's population has radically declined due to AIDS, alcoholism, smoking, drug abuse, heart disease, tuberculosis, pollution, and suicide. Last year, President Putin proposed cash incentives, extended maternity leave, and day-care subsidies for women who bear children. The province that ordered a day off for sex is also offering appliances and other prizes to anyone who gives birth exactly nine months from the designated sex day. A doctor at the main hospital says that thanks to a similar prize offer last year, women delivered three times the usual number of babies on payoff day. Government spin: Prizes are restoring our population! Rebuttal: They're just inducing couples to time their pregnancies or prematurely induce labor. Human Nature's view: Beware governments that use money to encourage births—when they need fewer people, as in China, they'll turn the same lever against you. (Human Nature is taking the day off … for religion. Carry on.)

September 15th, 2007


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Your Score: ENTP - The Inventor

Your Type is 60% Extroverted, 37% Observant, 68% Logical and 12% Structured

The single word that describes your type is "inventor", and you belong to the larger group called rationals. You love to tinker with things and come up with new ideas. You are outgoing and curious with an insatiable appetite for knowledge. You have no real desire to lead, only doing so if there is no other way. 2% of the population share your personality type.

You are a flirtatious and energetic romantic partner, fun and engaging, always looking for something unusual to try. In your enthusiasm, you may make promises you can't keep. Your competitive nature and need to be perceived as an expert can be daunting to a romantic partner at times. You so enjoy the tug of a good debate that sometimes you act as if you don't take anything seriously. You are usually very supportive and helpful to your mate, but somewhat scattered and unable to devote your full attention there. You feel most appreciated for your great ideas, unusual perceptiveness, and ability to understand and communicate with people. You feel most appreciated when your partner understands your need for lots of social contact and your need to live life as spontaneously as possible.

Your group summary: rationals (NT)

Your type summary: ENTP

My longer version of this same test. The real deal.

Link: The Quick and Dirty Personality Test

September 13th, 2007

What is your Spirit Animal?

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Your Score: The Grizzly Bear

Here's your results! Your spirit animal has a Nobility ranking of 14 out of 18.

Your spirit animal is the Grizzly Bear. No other spirit animal matches it's size and strength. This creature is among the noblest and most respectable, and you are truly fortunate. It is both fearsome and awesome to behold. It will serve you well, and shows that you have a deeper understanding than most. It is quite rare indeed to have a Grizzly as a spirit animal!

***Wondering how this animal was chosen for you? These questions were carefully thought out to see how important you hold certain virtues such as: humanism, self-knowledge, rationalism, the love of freedom and other somewhat Hellenic ideals. Some of the questions were very subtle. Your score was then matched with an animal of corresponding nobility. However, you shouldn't think this was a right/wrong sort of test, but more of an idealistic values test. It's ok to not hold these values, you'll just get an animal spirit of lower stature if you do!***

Link: The What is Your Spirit Animal Test written by FindingEros

September 12th, 2007

My score on The What Manner of Blackguard Test:

Noble Debauchee

(19 Social Standing, 8 Malevolence, -3 Self-Mastery)

An indulgent upbringing and an innately depraved character have conspired to produce in you a perfect monster of debauchery. Having sated to tedium your merely lascivious drives at an unutterably tender age, you now require the excitements of actual sadism to consummate your criminal passions. The public exposure of such unnatural vices as you regularly indulge would raise a mob against you. Happily, more wholesome representatives of your noble lineage have nearly completed arrangements for your confinement to a madhouse.

September 5th, 2007

Are you an Austinite?

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Your Score: You're an Austinite!

You scored 64% Fellowship

Consider yourself an Austinite and don’t stop perpetuating (or perpetrating) the weirdness.

Link: The Are You An Austinite? Test written by Dukaine

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